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Hi my name is Maria i am 15 and this is a humor/fandom blog. Reading,eating,tv shows,and video games are my life. If you want to know anything else feel free to ask :).....PLEASE TALK TO ME IM PROBABLY BORED OUT OF MY MIND ....g'day to y'all

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Cashier:That'll be $4.03
Me:I only have $4...
Cashier:That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:...........
Cashier:........
Me:what are we?

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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(via kawaiiasspizza)

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via irrational-obsessions)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via kawaiiasspizza)

modernizes:

middle schoolers who complain to you about stress 

(via telephobe)

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: distractors, via irrational-obsessions)

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